Eggplantian

(ˈeɡ•ˌplant•ēən)

A self-help guide whose spirituality was awakened by an eggplant at a grocery store. As this character passionately tells her followers:

“My success in becoming an Eggplantian demonstrates the need we all have for positive narratives to get through the ups and downs of our daily lives. In art as much as life, our brains are hardwired to make meaningful connections with the people around us, those we know and those we have yet to know, in our endless pursuit of happiness.”